The Ten truths of Bacano!
1. Isaac and Miria are always to be shipped together. This will not be speculated.
a. You may not mention Isaac without following with ‘and Miria’. It is one word.
2. Yes, it is acceptable to describe the various insane psychopaths, assassins, murderers or torturers as cute, adorable, adorkable, perfect, kawaii, fangirl squeal, etc.
3. There are three categories of characters:
Awesome as heck, annoying as heck, or crazy as heck.
a. A character may fall into one, two or all three categories.
4. You must always watch the opening all the way through.
a. Dancing is optional.
5. The dubs are better.
6. Jacuzzi is the bravest character in the series.
7. Baccano has the best music.
8. Dallas is a butt. Even if you don’t hate him, he’s still a butt.
a. (In the light novel, The Slash-Cloudy to Rainy, his actual character summary is “Trash”. Word of god.)
9. There is no main character.
10. There is no ending